MONSTER SOAP
Born with a Neurological Condition, caused by a rare genetic mutation, our founder Manny developed a special admiration for the creatures depicted in Pop Culture, Comics, Movies, and Cartoons.
This non-toxic blend of All-Natural Soap, infused with Moringa, PineTar, and Goats Milk protects against Germs, Swamp Creatures, and Chupacabras. Made with the Colostrum Milk from Prized Champion Goats, for maximum fat content, MONSTER SOAP is great for scrubbing off the Dust & Grime accumulated while saving the world with your friends, or training in the gym with your favorite Turtles before they skate back through the sewers of New York City, laden with Pizza Boxes.
THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS NO CANNABINOIDS
*contains Soy
*Any inferred references to Trademarked characters or copyright protected material is purely coincidental.